Just because Lance Armstrong doped he was disallowed all of his Tour de France titles now. We think that’s unfair, seeing he was the fastest. Isn’t that what bicycle racing is about, being the fastest?
Oh well, we just never really understood this strange sport with the scrawny men. We do understand fashion however.
We’ve been preaching for months now that bicycle glasses are in fashion again, and we still stand by this statement. Now more than ever actually, because we find: doping is awesome just like Lance!
What we really can’t support however, is that sunglasses company OAKLEY have now terminated their sponsoring contract with Lance Armstrong. Those posh gentlemen seem to not want to get their hands dirty with Lance.
That is absolutely unjustified. The man has done nothing but get involved a little with doping. That’s really not an issue, you dickheads. Why don’t you calm down and give him back his titles. And his sponsoring money. And his balls!
Anyway, we’re really mad, so we’re calling for a boycott of OAKLEY glasses!
Do not buy at OAKLEY! (however, do buy athletic 90’s sunglasses they are killing it!)
Quiz-question: which fashion-blogger is unable to write a full sentence, is licking his own asshole everyday and still earns more money than you, who has an abhorred office-job (about 15.000,- Dollar per month)?
No, it is not Sami Slimani – he owns more. And it is not Jessica Weiß - she knows how to write (and does not lick her own ass, as far as we know).
It is Bodhi. And different from Sami Slimani, Bodi is a dog.
The dog earns about 15.000,- Dollar per month with fashion-blogging. And all of that, just because his owner had the world-greatest-ideam to put men’s clothes on the dog – and than had the brilliant idea, to make a blog out of it.
Fashion brands as AMERICAN APPAREL, GANT and ASOS are paying hundreds of dollars, so that Bodhi is wearing their clothes. Well, if nobody else does it (besides maybe Sami - here for example).
We are definitely picking up role-models, looking at the top-earners Bodhi and Sami and are starting to smell our own assholes again. Maybe then we are finally going to have the style and the money.