Just because Lance Armstrong doped he was disallowed all of his Tour de France titles now. We think that’s unfair, seeing he was the fastest. Isn’t that what bicycle racing is about, being the fastest?
Oh well, we just never really understood this strange sport with the scrawny men. We do understand fashion however.
We’ve been preaching for months now that bicycle glasses are in fashion again, and we still stand by this statement. Now more than ever actually, because we find: doping is awesome just like Lance!
What we really can’t support however, is that sunglasses company OAKLEY have now terminated their sponsoring contract with Lance Armstrong. Those posh gentlemen seem to not want to get their hands dirty with Lance.
That is absolutely unjustified. The man has done nothing but get involved a little with doping. That’s really not an issue, you dickheads. Why don’t you calm down and give him back his titles. And his sponsoring money. And his balls!
Anyway, we’re really mad, so we’re calling for a boycott of OAKLEY glasses!
Do not buy at OAKLEY! (however, do buy athletic 90’s sunglasses they are killing it!)
Certified herewith, it finally seems to be over, the very-relaxed-ironic (and of-course also by-us publicised to the limit) adilettes-look, which, if possible, you wear in the most obnoxious ways (with a suit- hihihi, in winter – hihihi, to your sisters wedding – hihihi, to Yom Kippur – hihihi).
On this picture, the smoochy singer Sascha ‘Sasha’ Schmitz, who was already out, before we even had pubic hair, is wearing adilettes with a smoking. Therefore it is official and very clear: the adilettes-look has reached the deepest and worst low of mainstream – and is celebrated there with a twinkling smile. There is nothing worse.
Whoever is still serious (hihihi) about wearing ADIDAS-bathing-shoes, has not understood anything and should be punished with having to listen to Sasha’s new album for three days.