Let’s keep it short:
Facebook is getting more boring by the hour (it might also be because I have the wrong, terribly uninteresting friends), Google+ was never an option, Pinterest is more for the girls (damn sexist girls), and Instagram I still haven’t really understood to date.
Therefore, I am attempting a comeback on Twitter. So exactly the platform I abandoned two years ago because I sometimes sat there on a caffeine high for six hours a day waiting for incredibly funny 140-character-jokes on current issues and developments.
But maybe everything has changed now, I signed up with a new account, starting from scratch. No friends, no acquaintances. As a nobody.
Quiz-question: which fashion-blogger is unable to write a full sentence, is licking his own asshole everyday and still earns more money than you, who has an abhorred office-job (about 15.000,- Dollar per month)?
No, it is not Sami Slimani – he owns more. And it is not Jessica Weiß - she knows how to write (and does not lick her own ass, as far as we know).
It is Bodhi. And different from Sami Slimani, Bodi is a dog.
The dog earns about 15.000,- Dollar per month with fashion-blogging. And all of that, just because his owner had the world-greatest-ideam to put men’s clothes on the dog – and than had the brilliant idea, to make a blog out of it.
Fashion brands as AMERICAN APPAREL, GANT and ASOS are paying hundreds of dollars, so that Bodhi is wearing their clothes. Well, if nobody else does it (besides maybe Sami - here for example).
We are definitely picking up role-models, looking at the top-earners Bodhi and Sami and are starting to smell our own assholes again. Maybe then we are finally going to have the style and the money.