First and foremost I would like to hereby apologize for the crappy title ”Sportugal”, but nothing better crosses my sunstroke mind yet. Please just do not pay attention to it.
Portugal, Praia da Luz, 32 ° Celsius. Just in the heat of noon yesterday I slipped in a variety of courts, to throw myself dressed in the latest sportswear into a battle with different balls. Logically, I wear the colors of the reigning German football champions Borussia Dortmund: black and neon yellow.
My outfit consists of a black New Era cap, a pair of maximally sporty sunglasses with gradient skull-shaped custom glass, a neon yellow goggle strap (très sportif), a neon yellow vest from American Apparel, black Pêşmerge pants from Turkey, neon yellow sport socks from American Apparel and black-yellow-performance shoes from Nike. In addition, I carry a red sunburn on my nose and shoulders, trendy amongst the British hooligan scene.
What happened at the end of my ultra-busy sports day, I had mentioned yesterday.
Quiz-question: which fashion-blogger is unable to write a full sentence, is licking his own asshole everyday and still earns more money than you, who has an abhorred office-job (about 15.000,- Dollar per month)?
No, it is not Sami Slimani – he owns more. And it is not Jessica Weiß - she knows how to write (and does not lick her own ass, as far as we know).
It is Bodhi. And different from Sami Slimani, Bodi is a dog.
The dog earns about 15.000,- Dollar per month with fashion-blogging. And all of that, just because his owner had the world-greatest-ideam to put men’s clothes on the dog – and than had the brilliant idea, to make a blog out of it.
Fashion brands as AMERICAN APPAREL, GANT and ASOS are paying hundreds of dollars, so that Bodhi is wearing their clothes. Well, if nobody else does it (besides maybe Sami - here for example).
We are definitely picking up role-models, looking at the top-earners Bodhi and Sami and are starting to smell our own assholes again. Maybe then we are finally going to have the style and the money.