Yuk! Yuk! Yuk!
Again, a fashion magazine helped itself with photoshop, to create an unnatural body image: the french magazine NUMÉRO retouched the showing ribs of very erotic Topmodel Karlie Kloss.
We denounce this procedure sharply – and demand that every magazine in the world stops with these actions!
Imagine, hundreds of girls all over the world would take Karlie Kloss’ Images as a role model. This would be the end of Size Zero.
That’s why we invoke: stay as skinny and bony and natural, as you are, lovely girls! Don’t get crazy by the fashion industry! Stay skinny!
Certified herewith, it finally seems to be over, the very-relaxed-ironic (and of-course also by-us publicised to the limit) adilettes-look, which, if possible, you wear in the most obnoxious ways (with a suit- hihihi, in winter – hihihi, to your sisters wedding – hihihi, to Yom Kippur – hihihi).
On this picture, the smoochy singer Sascha ‘Sasha’ Schmitz, who was already out, before we even had pubic hair, is wearing adilettes with a smoking. Therefore it is official and very clear: the adilettes-look has reached the deepest and worst low of mainstream – and is celebrated there with a twinkling smile. There is nothing worse.
Whoever is still serious (hihihi) about wearing ADIDAS-bathing-shoes, has not understood anything and should be punished with having to listen to Sasha’s new album for three days.