To mentally and physically prepare myself for the upcoming Berlin Fashion Week and our spaced out circus party (above all), I went to Portugal, to Praia da Luz to be precise. Here I sit in a hut with red ocher roof and a rusty balcony and watch the sea. Nice, isn’t it.
Unfortunately I forgot my trunks at home (or exactly haven’t found them while packing in a rush a few hours before departure), so I have to a) always jump in the pool naked and b) buy me new ones soon. It looks like a family with kids has moved in one of the neighborhood houses. And I don’t want to eventually confront with ”Lil ’Jaki’.
After some research, the choice of my new swimwear is now finally fixed: the photorealistic Orlebar Brown shorts will protect my cock from the greedy eyes of the young family. Shame on you, you bastards! Have just seen how you were staring!
Quiz-question: which fashion-blogger is unable to write a full sentence, is licking his own asshole everyday and still earns more money than you, who has an abhorred office-job (about 15.000,- Dollar per month)?
No, it is not Sami Slimani – he owns more. And it is not Jessica Weiß - she knows how to write (and does not lick her own ass, as far as we know).
It is Bodhi. And different from Sami Slimani, Bodi is a dog.
The dog earns about 15.000,- Dollar per month with fashion-blogging. And all of that, just because his owner had the world-greatest-ideam to put men’s clothes on the dog – and than had the brilliant idea, to make a blog out of it.
Fashion brands as AMERICAN APPAREL, GANT and ASOS are paying hundreds of dollars, so that Bodhi is wearing their clothes. Well, if nobody else does it (besides maybe Sami - here for example).
We are definitely picking up role-models, looking at the top-earners Bodhi and Sami and are starting to smell our own assholes again. Maybe then we are finally going to have the style and the money.