Brad Pitt is the first man in an ad for Chanel No. 5. A legend on a mission for a legendary scent.
With a voice that causes a huge erection even with heterosexual guys, Brad Pitt says the following historical sentences into the camera.
“It’s not a journey. Every journey ends, but we go on. The world turns and we turn with it. Plans disappear, dreams take over, but wherever I go, there you are: my luck; my fate; my fortune. Chanel No.5, inevitable.”
Brad Pitt is filling the big shoes of chicks, such as Nicole Kidman, Vanessa Paradis, and Audrey Tautou for Chanel. He’s done the job well and received a reimbursement of 4.32 Million GBP on his account.
Alright, enough with the rambling. Lean back, listen, and dream.
Certified herewith, it finally seems to be over, the very-relaxed-ironic (and of-course also by-us publicised to the limit) adilettes-look, which, if possible, you wear in the most obnoxious ways (with a suit- hihihi, in winter – hihihi, to your sisters wedding – hihihi, to Yom Kippur – hihihi).
On this picture, the smoochy singer Sascha ‘Sasha’ Schmitz, who was already out, before we even had pubic hair, is wearing adilettes with a smoking. Therefore it is official and very clear: the adilettes-look has reached the deepest and worst low of mainstream – and is celebrated there with a twinkling smile. There is nothing worse.
Whoever is still serious (hihihi) about wearing ADIDAS-bathing-shoes, has not understood anything and should be punished with having to listen to Sasha’s new album for three days.