It goes without saying that we would never spend € 434 on a Baseball Cap. Firstly, we don’t have the money, and secondly we’d much rather get these things as gifts.
Four hundred thirty four Euros. That’s how much French fashion label LANVIN is charging for the cap from their current accessory collection. A few readers of new-product-website HYPEBEAST find that absolutely ridiculous. This in turn leads to highly entertaining comments that we don’t want you to miss, of course. Here’s our Top 3:
“for $600 that bitch better suck my dick when i take it off.”
“it looks like a hat made out of someone’s afro.”
“Does it make high fashion bitches suck your willy?”
We’ll just answer these questions representative for Lanvin here:
“Yes, your small wiener will be licked instantly when you take off the cap.”
“Yes, this Baseball cap has actually been cut out of an afro haircut.”
“Yes, all ‘high fashion bitches’ will be sucking your William, no doubt!”
NIKE has lost three important shoe-designers at once to their competitor ADIDAS. Marc Dolce, Mark Miner and Denis Dekovic have quit their jobs at the brand with swoosh are all going to work for the brand with the three stripes from 2015 on. Dekovic shared this via Twitter.
NIKE is loosing three of it’s best designers for the shoe-sectors sportswear (Dolce), running (Miner) and soccer (Dekovic).
One can not accuse ADIDAS of trying to obvert their stock-down-fall. To take over important employees of their competitor is already a chilled bitch-move, for sure.