It goes without saying that we would never spend € 434 on a Baseball Cap. Firstly, we don’t have the money, and secondly we’d much rather get these things as gifts.
Four hundred thirty four Euros. That’s how much French fashion label LANVIN is charging for the cap from their current accessory collection. A few readers of new-product-website HYPEBEAST find that absolutely ridiculous. This in turn leads to highly entertaining comments that we don’t want you to miss, of course. Here’s our Top 3:
“for $600 that bitch better suck my dick when i take it off.”
“it looks like a hat made out of someone’s afro.”
“Does it make high fashion bitches suck your willy?”
We’ll just answer these questions representative for Lanvin here:
“Yes, your small wiener will be licked instantly when you take off the cap.”
“Yes, this Baseball cap has actually been cut out of an afro haircut.”
“Yes, all ‘high fashion bitches’ will be sucking your William, no doubt!”
Quiz-question: which fashion-blogger is unable to write a full sentence, is licking his own asshole everyday and still earns more money than you, who has an abhorred office-job (about 15.000,- Dollar per month)?
No, it is not Sami Slimani – he owns more. And it is not Jessica Weiß - she knows how to write (and does not lick her own ass, as far as we know).
It is Bodhi. And different from Sami Slimani, Bodi is a dog.
The dog earns about 15.000,- Dollar per month with fashion-blogging. And all of that, just because his owner had the world-greatest-ideam to put men’s clothes on the dog – and than had the brilliant idea, to make a blog out of it.
Fashion brands as AMERICAN APPAREL, GANT and ASOS are paying hundreds of dollars, so that Bodhi is wearing their clothes. Well, if nobody else does it (besides maybe Sami - here for example).
We are definitely picking up role-models, looking at the top-earners Bodhi and Sami and are starting to smell our own assholes again. Maybe then we are finally going to have the style and the money.