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Lanvin 2012 Fall/Winter Resin Melusine Cap

It goes without saying that we would never spend € 434 on a Baseball Cap. Firstly, we don’t have the money, and secondly we’d much rather get these things as gifts.

Four hundred thirty four Euros. That’s how much French fashion label LANVIN is charging for the cap from their current accessory collection. A few readers of new-product-website HYPEBEAST find that absolutely ridiculous. This in turn leads to highly entertaining comments that we don’t want you to miss, of course. Here’s our Top 3:

 “for $600 that bitch better suck my dick when i take it off.”

“it looks like a hat made out of someone’s afro.”

“Does it make high fashion bitches suck your willy?”

We’ll just answer these questions representative for Lanvin here:

 “Yes, your small wiener will be licked instantly when you take off the cap.”

“Yes, this Baseball cap has actually been cut out of an afro haircut.”

“Yes, all ‘high fashion bitches’ will be sucking your William, no doubt!”

Von: Jakob






Trend: Brit-Pop-Haircuts at PRADA

When I look at the current PRADA-campaign for autumn, I mainly see one thing: a hard comeback of the brit-pop-haircuts.

Therefore, get a proper, likely very short bangs and leave your hair around the ears long, kids. In general, it is still Paul Weller, the old mod, who can be taken as a big style-idol; but also the early Gallagher-brothers.

A new haircut is definitely cheaper, than the new PRADA-collection, captured by Steven Meisel.

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Von: Julian



Very Last-Season: Cara and Pharrell in the CHANEL Paris-Salzburg 2015 Campaign

More last-season than the current CHANEL-campaign is impossible. Already because of Cara Delevigne and Pharrell Williams.

Is Karl Lagerfeld getting old? Does he not know, what is hip and what isn’t anymore? That would at-least be: groundbreaking!

We are fed up with Cara and Pharrell, who have already annoyed us in 2014.

Grandpa Karl, please go looking for new friends. The old-ones suck.

Von: Julian




New York Fashion Week: Hood by Air AW 2015

HOOD BY AIR presented their new collection ‘Daddy’ in a cellar-like setting at the Wall Street, the centrum of finance.

The mastermind behind HBA, Shayne Oliver, showed classics from the world of fashion, like button-down shirts, sweaters and polo t-shirts in the typical unisex Hood by Air Silhouette. Therefore it came to an hybrid between polo shirt and dress. Or camel coat and tank top.

The models wore locks in-front of their mouths and tights over their heads, like burglars. The soundtrack of the show, total freedom, was ended drastically, followed by jazz, underlined with the statement of the Empire:

“I wanna show you a faggot really can run this company”.

It becomes obvious how appreciated HBA is also in the art-world, when looking at the guests who attended the show, for example Klaus Biesenbach and Grace Coddington.

It seems that HBA, even after the diss by their once supporter A$AP ROCKY, is still very hip.




Bird sEyeView Dandy Dave eating a delicious lentil soup at Gel Gr!

#39 #LoveMyHood #berlin