Michael Phelps, the fastest swimmer in the world, is going to adorn the new, absolutely not funny LOUIS VUITTON campaign.
The fact that Phelps needs a bag for his quite compact panties, (Speedos, of course!) amazes us. We thought he just puts his jeans back on after swimming. Just like we did after swimming classes. Back in the days.
Photo: Annie Leibovitz / Louis Vuitton
Certified herewith, it finally seems to be over, the very-relaxed-ironic (and of-course also by-us publicised to the limit) adilettes-look, which, if possible, you wear in the most obnoxious ways (with a suit- hihihi, in winter – hihihi, to your sisters wedding – hihihi, to Yom Kippur – hihihi).
On this picture, the smoochy singer Sascha ‘Sasha’ Schmitz, who was already out, before we even had pubic hair, is wearing adilettes with a smoking. Therefore it is official and very clear: the adilettes-look has reached the deepest and worst low of mainstream – and is celebrated there with a twinkling smile. There is nothing worse.
Whoever is still serious (hihihi) about wearing ADIDAS-bathing-shoes, has not understood anything and should be punished with having to listen to Sasha’s new album for three days.