How to: use Kangaroos

In our brand new category ”How To” we’ll be  giving you advice how to correctly treat your clothes, shoes, accessories and other fashion shenanigans – all of that in our usual irregular regulatity.

We’re starting out with the highly estimated KANGAROOS shoes, because they have a pocket on the inside of the tongue.

Only a handful of airport security people, police men, and teachers are aware it exists. Therefore it is perfectly suited for transporting small, valuable things (Labello, bath salt, aspirins, etc.)

We recommend: Stuff your shit in there and fool them all, the bastards!

P.S.: When crossing international border controls please bear in mind wearing a subtle outfit (key word: nail polish).

Image: Yonca Cavus

Von: Carl Jakob Haupt

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