In our brand new category ”How To” we’ll be giving you advice how to correctly treat your clothes, shoes, accessories and other fashion shenanigans – all of that in our usual irregular regulatity.
We’re starting out with the highly estimated KANGAROOS shoes, because they have a pocket on the inside of the tongue.
Only a handful of airport security people, police men, and teachers are aware it exists. Therefore it is perfectly suited for transporting small, valuable things (Labello, bath salt, aspirins, etc.)
We recommend: Stuff your shit in there and fool them all, the bastards!
P.S.: When crossing international border controls please bear in mind wearing a subtle outfit (key word: nail polish).
Image: Yonca Cavus
Von: Carl Jakob Haupt