Please don’t worry if yo don’t find any new articles on DANDY DIARY in the next couple of days. It could very well be that we’ll be locked up in the can for a few days.
That’s of course all worth it though, since tonight we’re launching the DANDY DIARY DESIGNER FOURSOME we developed. And as it’s etiquette when publishing a gambling game we’re throwing a crazy and highly exclusive back room game: The first Designer Foursome tournament in the world.
Out of all guests we’re drawing 16 players who will have to face off in one of the toughest games in the world: Top Trumps (Foursome).
The winner gets €1,000 in cash, black, and tax-free. Unless the police busts the event beforehand. Then we’ll just throw the money up in the air hoping to escape in that confusion of desperate money-craving people hunting for a few notes.
Anyway: We’re really looking forward to seeing all our guests tonight and playing the craziest top trumps game in the world!
(The above picture is obviously taken from the coolest gambling movie of all times: Casino. Those who have nothing better to do tonight should watch the movie and hold their thumbs that everything will run smoothly with our game and the police.)
Quiz-question: which fashion-blogger is unable to write a full sentence, is licking his own asshole everyday and still earns more money than you, who has an abhorred office-job (about 15.000,- Dollar per month)?
No, it is not Sami Slimani – he owns more. And it is not Jessica Weiß - she knows how to write (and does not lick her own ass, as far as we know).
It is Bodhi. And different from Sami Slimani, Bodi is a dog.
The dog earns about 15.000,- Dollar per month with fashion-blogging. And all of that, just because his owner had the world-greatest-ideam to put men’s clothes on the dog – and than had the brilliant idea, to make a blog out of it.
Fashion brands as AMERICAN APPAREL, GANT and ASOS are paying hundreds of dollars, so that Bodhi is wearing their clothes. Well, if nobody else does it (besides maybe Sami - here for example).
We are definitely picking up role-models, looking at the top-earners Bodhi and Sami and are starting to smell our own assholes again. Maybe then we are finally going to have the style and the money.