Just because Lance Armstrong doped he was disallowed all of his Tour de France titles now. We think that’s unfair, seeing he was the fastest. Isn’t that what bicycle racing is about, being the fastest?
Oh well, we just never really understood this strange sport with the scrawny men. We do understand fashion however.
We’ve been preaching for months now that bicycle glasses are in fashion again, and we still stand by this statement. Now more than ever actually, because we find: doping is awesome just like Lance!
What we really can’t support however, is that sunglasses company OAKLEY have now terminated their sponsoring contract with Lance Armstrong. Those posh gentlemen seem to not want to get their hands dirty with Lance.
That is absolutely unjustified. The man has done nothing but get involved a little with doping. That’s really not an issue, you dickheads. Why don’t you calm down and give him back his titles. And his sponsoring money. And his balls!
Anyway, we’re really mad, so we’re calling for a boycott of OAKLEY glasses!
Do not buy at OAKLEY! (however, do buy athletic 90’s sunglasses they are killing it!)
Von: Carl Jakob Haupt