Companions, just so you won’t misunderstand us and make any mistakes: we have a very strict dress-code for our party tomorrow.
Everything that would have been worn during dictation, terror or classic in a war, is very right. Only in black/white.
What we do not want to see and what our bouncers will reject categorically are: blazers, bow-ties, glam-punk-stud-outfits or anything like that. This is not a new-years eve party, it is strict totalitarianism. What we announce, counts.
In general we advise the gents to wear: black leather, white leather, robes, coverage, facial tattoos, kamikaze-pilot head-bands, boots, cargo-pants, biker-stuff, osama-beards, sleek gel-hair in black, shaved heads, white T-shirts, Asian logo-prints, snow-camouflage and muscles.
We advise the ladies, to dress appropriately to that. We have no idea about women’s fashion and won’t pretend to be able to recommend anything. Do what you want, but do it in black.
We will see you tomorrow. In the bunker.
MON 13 JAN 2014
GREIFSWALDER STR. 25
Von: Carl Jakob Haupt