Due to socialization I have met quite a few punks in my life. But no one on the whole goddamn planet is probably more punk at the moment than BROOKE CANDY. The part time stripper from L.A. is something like the GG Allin of the 2000’s.
That’s why we’re quite scared regarding her show that she will – well – put on at our DIESEL x DANDY DIARY Party in Hamburg. She announced that she’ll think of something special and that she can’t wait to give her first concert outside the U.S.. Oh Shit!
We’re prepared for shattered souls, traumatized fashion bloggers, dozens of naked tits, and trashed hotel suits. We’re also not going to believe the concert is happening until we have picked up BROOKE by our very selves at the Hamburg airport. It could very well be that the punk will get into some trouble on her flight over here, and drag the pilot out of the cockpit by his dick to take over, should it really come down to it.
That’s the kind of girl BROOKE is. Post-feministic to death, with bigger balls than every rapper in the past 20 years.
In order for all guests that will be at the exclusive party to get a sneak preview of punk BROOKE CANDY, here’s a totally chilled freestyle video from the streets of New York City:
We are so fucking excited and are so much looking forward to BROOKE that it’s borderline lust.
DIESEL x DANDY DIARY
Thursday, 6 December 2012
Secret Location, Hamburg
P.S.: If you want to know more about BROOKE CANDY check with the colleagues over at VICE. They have done an interview and are showing the current, insane video for “Das Me”.
Also good: Brooke’s Soundcloud
Von: Carl Jakob Haupt