Attention! To celebrate the prelude of the fashion-season, we are, again, throwing a brutally legendary, consistently hot and deeply smashing fashion week opening party.
New rumours can be spread and new questions can be asked – for example if smoochie-poochie and everybody’s gay-best-friend Guido Maria Kretschner is going to be invited or not. We know the truth, obviously.
Besides all the fashion-malarkey about the Berlin fashion week, there’s an actual reason to celebrate this time: we are presenting our radically reduced, torn down to the maximum and new Dandy Diary design. Thereby we see ourselves in a least the same league as design-icones like Dieter Rams, Josef Stalin and Hedi Xandt. The dot rules.
To celebrate our new, and yet already necessary to be described as the changing-point in design-history, only – and who knows us, already knows – the highest form of celebration is good enough: the total publication.
In tradition of big proclaimers (King Jong Il, Osama bin Laden, George W. Bush on the air-plane porter, the communist party of China) we are going to wave flags in the light of torches while marching into the airless depth of a bunker, to celebrate the appropriate harshness there, which is connected to our new logo.
Unity, strength, clarity – these are the cornerstones of our book made from blood, sweat, tears and krupp-steal. Colours and shades are not allowed. It is black and white, that rules. The dress-code is going to be: strict.
Who wants to join the biggest publication of all publications, should be there on monday, 13th january at 10pm in black and white, in the backyard of Greifswalder Strasse 23. We advise you to. Because afterwards – like always – nothing will be, like before.
Total Dandy Diary. This goddam’n fashion-industy needs a leader. We are offering ourselves.
BERLIN FASHION WEEK
MON 13.JAN 2014 – 10 PM
GREIFSWALDER STR. 23 BERLIN
OPEN BAR 10 PM -11 PM
BRUTAL LIVE ACTS AND PERFORMANCES
DRESS-CODE: BLACK AND WHITE