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Today, dear readers, we’re giving you an exclusive behind-the-scenes look into our daily work – so you can get some insight into our exciting, dangerous and, above all, merciless daily routine as bloggers.
This exclusive story aims at revealing how we come up with all our INSTAGRAM photos the entire global fashion industry dreads so much due to their relentless realism.
(1) Choosing the subject. It so happens that sometimes we remain in the same spot and position, watching our subject. Then, suddenly we find it with lightning speed, like a bird of prey abducts an ageing opossum.
(2) The shot. Once we have found the subject, everything happens in an instant. We take out our iPhone, forget to focus the lens and then we try to hit the release button with our thumb that’s trembling of tension. Then, if all goes well, we take the photo. The tension releases. It’s done.
(3) The relaxation phase. Now, that we’ve taken the photo we hand the iPhone to one of our topless assistants to have her upload it to INSTAGRAM. In the meantime we dictate a more or less funny line on our recorders and then send them in to the office for proof reading. Next, we pat each other’s backs because: What a successful day, once again.
P.S.: The images were taken on a DANDY DIARY business trip to Budapest. I am wearing (toes to head): NEW BALANCE sneakers, black socks by FALKE, brown pants by TOPMAN, a checked shirt by RALPH LAUREN, sunglasses by BAUI JIM and a Tiger Cap by RIVER ISLAND. The latter is a tribute to what’s probably the best hairstyle a football player has ever worn: A tiger dyed into the back of the head of Stefan Effenberg. No one has got more class. Not even Rudi Völler.
Von: Carl Jakob Haupt