Finally we know now why head nurse BRYANBOY joined the jury at AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL: From next summer onwards men can join the fun of America’s biggest beauty competition.
TV Broadcaster CWTV say on their blog:
“In Cycle 20, for the first time, male models will be added to the group of contestants competing for the title of AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL, and will move into the models’ house alongside the women. Also in Cycle 20, viewers will continue to have a direct impact on the competition by voting for their favorite models though social media, helping decide who gets eliminated and who stays in the running to becoming AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.”
We can’t wait to see whether the rather bland BRYANBOY will remain as introverted or whether he will finally take on a more active role. And of course we’re also excited to find out if HEIDI KLUM will follow suit with her German version (Germany’s Next Top Model).
Mixed-gender models bunking together in a shared apartment is even further from the actual model routine than the entire show already is anyway. But who cares when we’re being compensated not only with jealousy, envy and bitch fights but now finally also with love, sex and passion in front of the camera.
Certified herewith, it finally seems to be over, the very-relaxed-ironic (and of-course also by-us publicised to the limit) adilettes-look, which, if possible, you wear in the most obnoxious ways (with a suit- hihihi, in winter – hihihi, to your sisters wedding – hihihi, to Yom Kippur – hihihi).
On this picture, the smoochy singer Sascha ‘Sasha’ Schmitz, who was already out, before we even had pubic hair, is wearing adilettes with a smoking. Therefore it is official and very clear: the adilettes-look has reached the deepest and worst low of mainstream – and is celebrated there with a twinkling smile. There is nothing worse.
Whoever is still serious (hihihi) about wearing ADIDAS-bathing-shoes, has not understood anything and should be punished with having to listen to Sasha’s new album for three days.