The fashion industry is going mental once again. The reason: Ex French VOGUE boss Carine Roitfeld will be the new Global Fashion Director for competitor HAERPER’S BAZAAR.
We really don’t care anymore for which legendary gazette Carine writes, styles and does creative design as long as she keeps on dragging her panther-like body with the leather skin from one fashion event to the next. Just so we can watch her from a safe distance with smitten looks. Because that is exactly what we do whenever we get the chance.
Carine, you sexy cougar, we love you a lot.
Photo: Terry Richardson
Quiz-question: which fashion-blogger is unable to write a full sentence, is licking his own asshole everyday and still earns more money than you, who has an abhorred office-job (about 15.000,- Dollar per month)?
No, it is not Sami Slimani – he owns more. And it is not Jessica Weiß - she knows how to write (and does not lick her own ass, as far as we know).
It is Bodhi. And different from Sami Slimani, Bodi is a dog.
The dog earns about 15.000,- Dollar per month with fashion-blogging. And all of that, just because his owner had the world-greatest-ideam to put men’s clothes on the dog – and than had the brilliant idea, to make a blog out of it.
Fashion brands as AMERICAN APPAREL, GANT and ASOS are paying hundreds of dollars, so that Bodhi is wearing their clothes. Well, if nobody else does it (besides maybe Sami - here for example).
We are definitely picking up role-models, looking at the top-earners Bodhi and Sami and are starting to smell our own assholes again. Maybe then we are finally going to have the style and the money.